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Score: 10
intrusion

"Very Good no more to say"

submission: intrusion
date: July 30, 2008

The game is pretty good i love the effects of the bullets and the use of the ropes and the graphics...

All in order and with a great coordination ...a good game indeed

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Score: 10
How 2 Succeed on NG pt.2

"Good one ...here are other tips"

date: July 5, 2008

Sprite stupid movies with extremly stupid jokes with sex or violence

Japanese dark gothic shit

porn Quiz or Hentai Quiz (Anime Sucks)

A collab Movie of any shit you want

a Tribute for a NG famous character (if it's a pico flash just wait for pico day...)

And i say it again Anime Sucks

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Score: 10
How 2 Succeed on NG

"man there others like this"

date: July 5, 2008

Sprite stupid movies with extremly stupid jokes with sex or violence

Japanese dark gothic shit

porn Quiz or Hentai Quiz (Anime Sucks)

A collab Movie of any shit you want

a Tribute for a NG famous character (if it's a pico flash just wait for pico day...)

And i say it again Anime Sucks

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Score: 10
Capitalism and YOU!

"Good video for a stupid Nation"

date: July 2, 2008

ok america if you wanna be informed the last month in detroid an phoenix there are a group of white people who want strike the arabian and mexican with green cards...

A big group of you still support the troops in irak....the only terrorist there are now is the boys and girls who wants your fuckin nation out of there...you don't have proves of a terrorist attack....don't cry the fuckin 7/11 because you celebrate de death of inocents .....

Nike, Adiddas, Gap all that shit is make it in China and taiwan the goverment supoort te cause of children explotation becuse they make deals with massives markets in that countrys ..

I love the Democracy ....Your capitalism suck becuse you make damage to all the world only for your stupid consume

Read books and news of other countrys if you think that read the diary or see the news you are informe you don't Know a shit....Pay ..Channels stupid rednecks .....

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Score: 9
DayMare Town 2

"Is a good game Hard but good one.."

submission: DayMare Town 2
date: June 5, 2008

Well i love this game very much is fun and creppy i love the diary-comic draw effect
and all the clues..

Well let's start

the good: There are Easy clues like the "Sand-Witch" or "The butcher" o the guy who says "Revenge" if you see the items and you read the clues you know how use the items if you think of it the clues are very obiously sometimes and make the game hard but not for a "bug" or cripple gameplay..

The Bad: Well the bad of the game is that some routes are very hard to find i find the ladder and the aqueduct..just for luck

Sometimes is hard to make the diference of what is item and what is not like the coins or the rock in the begin of the game

The other problem i see in the reviews (for me was easy) was the cigarrete item with the lighter because you have to clik in the giant and put the lighter in his open hand..

well in my opinion this game rocks but for the graphis is very difficult to make a difference for the items but in fact ti love that and make this game very challenge

XD i finish this in 1 and half hour XD

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Score: 5
Temple Guardian 2

"Good Graphics but Laaame and poor gameplay..."

submission: Temple Guardian 2
date: June 4, 2008

Well i think the game in style and graphics are very good, better than the first one but seriously the towers and the defences are very cripple becuse there's a tower only for ground enemys and other for air AND Ground!! that make impossible the defence agains a horde of air and ground enemys at the same time because the arrow towers attack both enemys make it ridicously dificult even with the level up Maybe you can put a defence only for air for more Exactly defence

The attack distance of the eagles is ridicously long too maybe a short range of attack or a constant attack agaist a enemy until he dies because that attack- and-run thing is very annoying

The Market is very shitty too, is very slow ... when you have a good lot of money all gone in the repairs ..Even if i put out the auto repair the castle is worst because is more easy to destroy, and the horde of enemys come too soon for buy something or make a plan or the most important!!!,... The Martket is too slow for the time of the hordes!!

ok i know there are level ups in the academy but if i buy the academy i can't buy the market or defences is Insane if i buy the market i can't buy the academy or the defences is very shitty and the money and repairs is a serous problem too

....The prices are shitty expensives like you have to buy the hero thing later the hero??? WTF??

in conclusion is a good game but that things make the game very poor in strategy ...wel i like the first one more is more challenge and the intelligence of the defences are waay better

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Score: 10
DJ Fest Vol.1

"Exelent man"

submission: DJ Fest Vol.1
date: May 19, 2008

I love this game is great and have grat music i love it 5 ill give you my 5 Bro

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Score: 10
Matrix Pandemonium

"Only 1 problem with this game"

submission: Matrix Pandemonium
date: May 2, 2008

The only problem that i have is in the 100 Agents round..

Is not so dificult the only problem is that the healing pack only a bit of the energy at least you can put some more..

And the problem is the agents can make dissapear the healings only with punchs or falling over them..

Youy can put only a some more healing ore make the heal packs un-effects to the hits ..

Are so manay agent and make so many damage, Man you need a little more of heal

GREAT game man !!!..... I GIVE YOU MY 5

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Score: 10
Xenocrate2

"Good Game"

submission: Xenocrate2
date: April 27, 2008

Man relly good game its like arkanoid but with more items .

The gameplay, the sound effects and the graphics are awesome
and don't listen the other idiots the game is very fun and relaxing

and for the other reviews:well if you give so may ideas go and make your own game assholes

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Score: 8
Neo v Smith

"It's Good"

submission: Neo v Smith
date: April 27, 2008

Well the flash is pretty tight, the moves and make the scene in order with the sound is really tight
Is not the best movie of matrix but is much better than thats sticks stupid movies with poor effects

In fact is a good flash being a recreatiuon of scene of marix

4 points for this one

And im Completely agree with you:Super nintedo Rulz man

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